Incident Report

Base: Ryland, Kentucky

Date/Time: 11/10/10, 1334 hours

Incident: I observed tracks, not unlike the ones shown on your site, on the creek bank along rural Porter Road in Covington, Kentucky. I've also heard howling in the woods for the past three nights. Our dogs have shown extreme distress at the howling and disdain for the scent in the tracks.

I don't own a camera so I can't send you any pictures. The paw tracks are the size of a dinner plate and leave a depth not unlike that from a horse. Foul smells have also been noted in the area. Also, I've seen vomit around Polk Road in amounts not produceable by any animal that lives here.

I have a few questions:

1. Can werewolves detect dog/wolf/human menstruation?
2. Can werewolves have offspring?
3. What are the proper weapons and plans of defense versus a werewolf?

Comment from Dr. Pecos: The tracks you describe sound like werewolf tracks. If you have the stomach for it, you might want to examine the vomit more closely the next time you see it. Since werewolves are omnivorous, werewolf vomit might contain anything from berries and leafy greens to animal hides and chunks of bone. A werewolf's stomach can hold several gallons of food, so there tends to be a large amount of vomitus.

Now, for your questions. 1. Yes, werewolves can detect menses. 2. Unlike zombies and vampires, werewolves can procreate. Thankfully, their litters are small, with only one to three offspring. 3. The best defense against werewolves is to stay out of the woods at night. If you're unlucky enough to encounter one, a shotgun is the best weapon. Werewolves generally do not raid human dwellings unless they are desperate with hunger or are feeling threatened.