The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency: FAQs
Here is a partial list of the most commonly asked questions concerning the FVZA. Please read through it before sending me any e-mail questions. Check back from time to time as I will be adding questions and answers as needed.Is the FVZA still around?
No. The FVZA was disbanded in 1975.
If you're a government agency, why don't you have a .gov address?
The Web site is a tribute to a defunct government agency.
Are vampires and zombies still around?
While I have no confirmed reports at this time, I believe conditions are ripe for a new outbreak.
Why don't you have more pictures and/or film footage on your site?
In 1989, I was charged with arson after an accidental fire at the Santa Rosa Institute. The charges eventually were dropped. During my brief incarceration, my home and a storage locker I maintained were raided by federal authorities. Virtually all of my records were taken. I have sued to get these items returned. In the meantime, I am compiling archival material from surviving former agents. This material includes film footage and photographs. Please be patient as I will post this material ASAP.
I e-mailed you and you never answered me back. How come?
Due to the volume of e-mail I receive, you should allow at least a week for a response. Please understand that I cannot respond to questions that already are answered on the site. Also, I do not have time to answer e-mails containing numerous questions that require veritable essays to answer. Alas, there are occasions when e-mail falls through the cracks. If that happens, feel free to send me a gentle reminder and I will respond in a timely fashion.
Why do you charge $1.00 to join the Provisional FVZA?
I charge a modest fee in return for the time it takes me to make an ID and post the agent information on the site.