The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

blah · sir fails alot Joined: 03 Nov 2004 Posts: 8892

this was posted on failblog today.

preparedness win!

1911A1Bob · Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:24 am Post subject:

I missed this entirely...must be going blind in my old age. Pretty neat!
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S.T.A.R.S. Armourer · Armed and Hammered Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 7952

Hell yeah

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And it's on through the night
and I know deep inside
that something evil stands in the way
Sing it all through the night
Through these hot summer streets
And take no for an answer?
no I'll never walk away

1911A1Bob · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:57 am Post subject:

Someone posted a poster like this awhile back--I can't remember who or when or where on the forum--but I used my photo of my .45's to make this one. I hope the OP doesn't mind that I borrowed his idea:

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T-90 · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:28 pm Post subject:

Very Nice I don't own any firearms, but my buddy does and let me tell you he has quite the arsenal, and that is where I will go in the Zombie Apocalypse.
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S.T.A.R.S. Armourer · Armed and Hammered Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 7952

Have fun gettin there. He could have Javelin missles, chainguns and a working tank, don't do you any good if you gotta fight your way there with your pecker in your hand.

I'm stuck living in Camp Shithole every week for work but this is how I roll.

I don't like rocking a scoped rifle ALL the time, but 30-06 has gotten many a country lad out of a jam. Lots of opportunity for long shots too. Maybe next week I will M-14 it. That Win 70 accounted for a cow moose this week tho. Figure angry bears or dope growers would fall down just as fast as she did.
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And it's on through the night
and I know deep inside
that something evil stands in the way
Sing it all through the night
Through these hot summer streets
And take no for an answer?
no I'll never walk away

CavWarrior · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:44 am Post subject:

Damn stars!! Not too bad actually. Better than the burnt out warehouse I made home in the ME. Thank God that only lasted four months. I'm surprised you aren't packin' a sidearm with you also.
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S.T.A.R.S. Armourer · Armed and Hammered Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 7952

I bitch, but you're right it really isn't too bad...got a roof, three hots and a cot...can't seriously complain!

And I am sure that warehouse sucked ass. Actually I'm sure being anywhere over there sucks ass.

I wish I could carry a sidearm! That GI 1911 or a .357 wheelgun would be perfect! Alas I never tried for a wilderness carry permit. Half a mind to just pack anyway some time though. They call it concealed carry for a reason lol.
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And it's on through the night
and I know deep inside
that something evil stands in the way
Sing it all through the night
Through these hot summer streets
And take no for an answer?
no I'll never walk away

CavWarrior · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:46 pm Post subject:

We were born to bitch. We wouldn't be happy unless we were bitching about something. So bitch away! Hell, I would be if I was living in that shack.
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1911A1Bob · Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:55 am Post subject:

I found some more of these things:

One of my favorites:

I've got some others I'll post another time!
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Ihopdemon · Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:56 pm Post subject:

Yeah I got those in a string email. The other ones are pretty funny too. but since you're gonna post I guess that lets me off the hook!

RedJacketMan · Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:45 pm Post subject:

Is that last photo real? Good pics, pretty funny.
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" Courage is resistance to fear, the mastery of fear, not the absence of fear."- Mark Twain

Ihopdemon · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:51 am Post subject:

I doubt it is, cause the last thing I'd be worried about while hiding up a tree from a rampaging bear is taking picture of it.

S.T.A.R.S. Armourer · Armed and Hammered Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 7952

Obvious photoshop job
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And it's on through the night
and I know deep inside
that something evil stands in the way
Sing it all through the night
Through these hot summer streets
And take no for an answer?
no I'll never walk away

1911A1Bob · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:56 pm Post subject: