The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

Tron · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:

Salem's Lot kinda sucked....

But, I just wanted to say that I don't really have time to explain how the time-shifter works. The incongruous nature of those dates and Mr. Grants' signature is something we should be thankful for. Granted, we were unable to line up the time-line appropriately, but you should be thankful that Earth is a puddle of ooze hurtling three million tachyons through the outer quadrants of our dairy-themed galaxy.
I am fairly busy with my education, so I don't have time to explain why we had to have him sign the document ten years after his death. But you're waving all the facts demanding answers, when it's right there. How COULD we have had the WRONG signature on a document signed a decade after the author's death?! Think about it man! Time-travel! Or was it forgery? Or did we revive him using our most radical brain-tissue fusion medical operation? Fake his death?

As to prevent classified information which, if disclosed amongst the improper audience, would result in a third world war please simply assume the documents were forged.

Time-travel is impossible. Remember that when federal agents knock on your door.
Besides, prying into classified agency information is highly undesirable...I am on your behalf with this issue.

Thank you very much for your interest,
-Tron
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RickyStrange · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject:

Thanks for clearing that up Tron. I didn't want to be responsible for exposing information that might lead to world wars in six different dimensions but you handled it very well.

I find myself wonering if this individual is responsible for the spam I'm getting in my e-mail. The spam spewing asshole sending me the stuff says he got my addy from a word search that led him to this site. So, bloxvf, if you are the person spaming this site's members, you are a low class asshole who really needs to get a real job. You ain't making your fortune with spam. It just don't happen.

If you aren't the one then please disregard the insult as it is intended for the spammer who has a writing style very like your own.
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bloxvf · Cadet Joined: 05 Nov 2008 Posts: 100 Location: Kxkshab

To Ricky Strange. No I didn't spam you, I have 1 posting in the Paranormal Forum, but that's all. Believe it or not, I didn't even plan to respond to the last 4 postings. Sorry you're being spammed.

Since I’m here, I might as well address more posts.

To SGT. Wincal. Although I can't respond to "Ummm..... what?" because I don't know exactly what you mean, thanks for your service to our country. Go Army!

To Tron. You exercise good judgement in assigning a higher priority to your education than to lengthy responses to me. If you haven't learned about Occam's Razor, there's a wiki link to it below. My guess as to the subject cause is simpler: the author made a typo., inverting the last 2 digits of the year making 86 in lieu of 68; he also forgot to research Grant's handwriting and term of office. The fixes are easy, even the office term: the organization could have been formed “unofficially” in 1868, and officially proclaimed subsequently.
You indicated that you didn't like Salem's Lot. This is a matter of taste. I think the plot could've been improved if the town sheriff, instead of leaving town in a panic, would have contacted the FVZA. At least the story would’ve had a happier ending.

[url] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor [/url]

To all. Most of the responses assume that I’m trying to denigrate the site, or challenge someone. That wasn’t my intention. I was just suggesting an improvement. Fictitious histories are more difficult to disprove if they don’t contain obvious inconsistencies. Without them, one could be forced to site a lack of corroborative evidence. Since the FVZA, according to the site, was classified in the 1930's, it’s even harder to disprove, since public documents would not be available. I also may have posted my suggestion in the wrong place; I can’t be sure that the document’s author has seen it.

blah · sir fails alot Joined: 03 Nov 2004 Posts: 8891

i'm trying to figure out if this guy is actually taking us seriously or not. i'm hoping not. if so i think he needs to get laid more than me! Laughing

Lord Velead · Scourge of the Undead Joined: 07 Dec 2005 Posts: 1860

Hah!

Poor Blah, nobody needs to get laid more than you do.
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Tron · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:13 pm Post subject:

Fictitious? Not by a long-shot. And I'm not being derogatory by shortening my posts.

I don't really have the resources to tell you how ridiculous it is to reiterate the same two points several times.
Yeah, you caught us, there's a discrepancy in the time-line. I'll be frank, time-travel is how we did it.
The only problem here is your inability to grasp simple facts. There is no typo, that information is correct. Arrogance I do not pick up from you, so I won't attempt to insult your obvious intellect and sharp wit.
While we do appreciate your concern for the consistency of our website, we are but volunteers these days upholding a bold vanguard.

Yet, should the time come, I have no doubt that all of us are prepared for whatever should go bump in the night.

And as to our fearless leader's awareness, yes he does see it. He is a very busy person, quite possibly thousands of miles away at this moment....vertically, mind you.

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RickyStrange · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:54 pm Post subject:

Dang this is silly.

Glad you aren't the spammer.
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westsidewolf · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:18 pm Post subject:

Tron

RickyStrange · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:34 pm Post subject:

I thought the book was great.
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Tron · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:53 am Post subject:

I didn't really like the movies...so I've never read the book just based on that....a recommendation?
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eyeq360 · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:04 am Post subject:

westsidewolf · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:31 pm Post subject:

Tron

Tron · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject:

Nope, got me there...hmmm...maybe I actually never saw the original? I watched them some time ago and didn't sit through the entire "contemporary" version. The Salem's Lot I saw was just cheesy, could have been the sequel. I will definitely add it to my list now, and look into getting the book.
And I STILL haven't read The Stand.....I'm behind. Sad

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