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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:27 pm    Post subject: 12-gauge vampire repellent Reply with quote

How long does PCP stay in your system?

That's what a Kansas City man asked police after he was arrested Sunday night and pretty much explains why he was naked and armed with a shotgun inside a central Kansas City home.

On Monday federal prosecutors charged Charles J. Irving, 27, with being a felon in possession of a firearm. His mother told police that he was trying to protect her from vampires, according to the affidavit filed with the charge.

A witness told police that Irving began "demonic speaking" before pointing the shotgun at him. The witness ran upstairs and reported hearing two shotgun blasts.

Arriving police officers saw Irving naked and holding the shotgun. When one officer pointed his handgun at Irving and ordered him to drop the weapon, Irving's mother got between them. Irving eventually complied and walked outside, still naked, where he was arrested.

When a detective attempted to interrogate him, Irving picked up a paper towel and said he wanted to make sure there was "no paranormal sh*t going on," according to the affidavit.

After asking about PCP he asked to end the interview.


http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/2009/12/12gauge-vampire-repellent.html

oturbo wrote:
What can I say. Its slow for vampire news this time of year. The lesson learned here is don't use PCP or vampires will attack you.
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