The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

[dangovich]

Welcome to the FVZA Forum. Below are the Terms of Service. Please read before posting. We appreciate your cooperation and hope you enjoy your time here.

The FVZA forum is for entertainment purposes only. It is a place to exchange ideas, theories, speculation, conversation, etc. It is not a place to recruit people to burn down your neighbor's house or attack some homeless people because you think they are vampires or zombies. It is also not the place to post recipes for homemade bombs or anything else that could get someone seriously hurt. To put it another way, use of the FVZA Forum for the promotion of illegal activities or posting of any materials that violate the rights of any third party is prohibited.

Privacy
Do not give out any personal information, such as phone number, postal address, zip code, last name, or anything you do not wish others to know. If you choose to ignore this request, we cannot be held responsible for the consequences. Privacy is very important to us; we will never divulge your email address to anyone without first asking your consent. If you get "spam" emails from a member, please report the email address to us so we can investigate. Also, if you receive threatening or inappropriate private messages from a member, report it to us.

Racism
Please refrain from attacking people based on their race or religion.

Swearing
It happens, but too much of it is just plain tiresome. Let's try to keep it to a minimum.

Degrading comments
This would include comments about a person's intelligence, looks, the sexual orientation of their parents, etc. Just like swearing, it happens, but please try to limit it.

Pornographic Images
Since this forum has no age minimum, you may not, under any circumstances, post or distribute adult material. And no, photos of naked fat guys at their computers do not count.

Spamming
Please don't.

Flaming
Flaming is an unsolicited attack on a forum member. The key word is "unsolicited." If you slag someone, expect to get it back. Remember: treating people with respect and challenging them on their views are not mutually exclusive. You will notice that some forum members who initially had pretty antagonistic disputes ended up coming to an understanding and even reached a point of grudging respect. If you have a personal problem with someone, take it up in the Pissing and Moaning section and try to keep it on a civil level.

Homemade explosives, weapons, etc.
Please do not post any recipes for explosives or instructions for homemade weapons on this forum. The last thing we need is to have some kid go into the kitchen to whip up some napalm and end up burning down the house or worse.

Post deletions
Occasionally, people come on the boards for no other purpose than to be obnoxious. Therefore, we reserve the right to delete, move, or edit messages that we deem abusive, defamatory, obscene, in violation of copyright or trademark laws, or otherwise unacceptable.

Banning
If you violate any of the above terms, you will receive a warning. A second violation will result in a one month suspension of posting privileges. A third violation will result in banning.

Ash Wednesday
If you are female, you will likely be hit on by a forum member called Ash Wednesday, probably within hours of your first post.Do not be alarmed. He is (relatively) harmless, as long as you don't encourage him.

If you have any questions or comments about these rules, post them in the suggestions thread or PM the administrator.

Once again, enjoy your stay!