The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

DBS1Crew · Zombie Chow Joined: 07 Jan 2009 Posts: 26

Id have to say Infantry guys and MPs... Cause once they declare Martial Law whos goin to the front lines? And yea you get your weapon, but we all know there are some stupid *ucks in the infantry (I know this to be true because I am infantry) who'd go pokin around and get bit then infect the whole place...
But I know some one who wont be in ranks....
"SPC Brown out of ranks" says my sgt
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eyeq360 · Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:18 am Post subject:

What about being an epidemiologist or a scientist at a biolab?
Guess who they send out when unusual symptoms strike and it could be a new disease? The epidemiologist from the CDC. Maybe the scientist from USAMRIID.
Who does the scientific study of the disease, assuming they survive and have a sample? The people at the biolab.
In addition, let's say they identify it's a new disease. Who has to tell everyone and potentially cause a massive panic? The CDC.
Sure, they have the medical facilities and the Level 4 biosafety stuff, but would you want to be surrounded by all of those dangerous viruses and bacteria? And if you're an epidemiologist, do you want to be sent off to a place where people exhibit an unusually strong urge for cannibalism? I don't think so.
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the lone swords men · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:54 am Post subject:

i think fast food workers would be first to go i mean when i worked at popeye's i thought to my self

" ok if i took a mop handle and duct tape a long sharp knife to it and use a chicken tub lid as a shild i should be ok"

yea as while your doing that just coat your self in peanut butter deep fry your self and run naked into the hord of undead
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RedJacketMan · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject:

Yeah, youd be defenseless
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the lone swords men · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:54 pm Post subject:

and lets not forget toltaly screwd
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Southern_guy · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:01 pm Post subject:

Though it isn't really a career...elementary and junior high students.

You're packed in with hundreds (or thousands) of other kids without adequate water or food, and if you think the staff is going to stick around...